Soul Train Awards- the play by play by me

If one more person comes out all renewed and sporting that 1950’s look im’a go all Wayne Brady and shank a bitch.

And if you watched R Kelly and enjoyed it…something is wrong with you. I shall never acknowledge his existence except for 3 instances: 1- You Are Not Alone 2- Fortunate 3- The Remix to Ignition.

This dance off is stupid, but Taraji need to let me borrow that bad ass outfit! Lookin like Wonder Woman. Girl, I be done caught a cold, two tricks, and a case with that on.

This Ne-Yo performance is lacking. Cause he ain’t fuckin singing. Meh.

Did I just see “Crack” in the word slideshow about the important things that happened in Black History in the past 30 years? It was like, Mandela, Jordan, Crack, Katrina, Obama, Haiti.

Ain’t Ron Isley old weird Batman Cartoon Character looking ass supposed to be in jail?

Sole is ugly!

Faith Evans looks like a colored version of Caitlyn from Teen Moms with that assymetrical bob.

I do not like Kem. But RACHELLE IS MY PLAY SISTER!

Oh Blessed! Do I love Dionne Farris? Yes I do.

Why is Eric Benet screaming?

I don’t like this new season of The Game commercial. It just looks stupid and I hate Mel’s hair.

Is the Dougie really inspired by Dougie Fresh? I know he did have a move back in the day with his hand going over his head.

Damn Kid Capri got on a suit and a low cut:O

Biz Markie’s face looks like it’s drooping.

Is Wolf Blitzer really the white dude stand in for Eminem? Hilarious!

Coco looks like Paulette C Walker with that hair and make up.

Dougie Fresh is real SVELT.

That Bruno Mars dude sounds good singing and he plays gee-tar?

DAMN KEISHA COLE’S LIPSTICK IS RONALD MCDONALD WIG RED! Oh the lipstick matches her fuck me pumps.

Although I love Bilal’s music he makes me feel uncomfortable.

Why is Tank’s forehead so shiny? Specular Highlight up in this bitch!

Eric Benet is really playing his Brotha card tonight. Glad to see he’s wearing shoes again cause his ass was gonna be the catalyst behind an outbreak of Cofootalitis in the US.

So where did Peabo Bryson’s neck go? He look like “I don’t know”

Freddie Jackson looks like a raisin.

So, I really didn’t enjoy that Ron Isley Tribute. But he come out with…
this is mr big
how you doin mr big
what the hell is goin on
what you mean what’s goin on
Kelly;s telling me that you sleepin with another women
Well if she didn’t see me with her …I don’t remember the rest.

So maybe I acknowledge R Kelly’s existence in 3 ½ instances.


Is that Tim Gunn next to Anita Baker?

Is his manager Marcus King from the Jamie Foxx show?

It’s nice to see him so humble and happy to receive the honor. I love it when people are genuine. He sounded like my granny when he said “Oh Lord.” How he gonna sing and he was just crying? Where’s Ernie?
Who is that dude next to Janelle Monet who looks like Dred Scott in profile?

What is this random ass song he is singing? We don’t know this shit.

Aww shit, here comes me, Michelle and Shafari’s jam! Well R Kelly is up to existing 4 times.

WTF is she wearing?
Damn, Cee-lo need to lose weight. He is another Big Pun waiting to happen. He ain’t always been that big.

Man, Taraji be slippin on her hosting skills. I can see her squinting to make out the cue cards or teleprompter.

Did I see Derek J’s name in the credits?

Dude, some chick’s name in the credit was Trinkette!

Ray J and his sin inducing lips geting all hood spiritual

Now this song I likes. I feel it.

Principal Urbina and Students from the Gardner St. School 2010

Michael Jackson Auditorium- The Gardner St. School 2010

ooohhhh, there's something on my mind. Somebody please. Please tell me what's wrong

10-8-10

A song I wrote reads more like a rap song.
Sometimes I wince and man because the emotions/pain becomes physical pain: Grief. I miss Michael.

Something is stirring in me and it’s not good.

10-12-10

Reflecting on a recent picture of K-Ci and Jo Jo I saw. It was in regard to their new reality show. K-Ci has lost the light in his eyes. There used to be a certain shine or life and it’s gone. The pupils are dead. I think the light in his eyes was the thing that made him so ugly he looked good.

November should be an interesting month. I won’t be busy every weekend.

I have really been feeling the need to proactively date. It’s been 5 years since I was last in a relationship and all of my other activities are no longer keeping me leveled. I don’t think they ever have. Guess I been lying to myself.

The Dark Poem

Sometimes we live in a warped sense of reality.
Past apparitions and flights of bestiality.
Prolonged journeys of self inflicted pain
Wandering this life in search of sustenance and capital gains.
Holding on to the rotting stench of hop e and love
Praying to someone above
Until the day of the dark red sky approaches
Leaving you dirty, naked, alone, and out in the great salt slick
Its coming quick
The real world and the fact that your time is done
There’s no more to do, to give, to fight for
Succumb to mediocrity
Failure and the looming promise of death

Mica Paris - SUMMERTIME

Ike & Tina Turner - Come together 1971

Interesting how that E-40 song is quintessentially West Coast, but it samples a classic East Coast song. Yay Area samples Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) by Digable Planets.

The Velvet Rope-a 22 track disc of good feeling contradictions.

I have really been feeling The Velvet Rope Lately. It feels full and robust and colorful, dreadful, and joyous all in one. Kinda like me, a 22 track disc of good feeling contradictions.


I know that sometimes you get to feelin'
I've given up on you
The pressure seems to, to defeat you
Beat you, whenever you can't go on
You must remember that
(You must remember)
You were born with blood of kings and queens
And can't be stopped
Stand tall my brother
(Stand tall my brother)
You can't be stopped
No, you can't be stopped
(Don't ever let nobody tell you you ain't strong enough)

Dead Body!!!!!!

Wrapping anything bulky and kind of long in a sheet just screams DEAD BODY!!!! Don’t wrap that tenor saxophone in that white sheet Darryl!

The Situation is dire for the female sex

I can’t believe The Situation gets the desired results from girls with the way he talks to them. He’s such a sleaze. They are so caught up in his abs and TV cameras that they are allowing themselves to be belittled.

Give em something you can't understand- I could just kill a man

I hate when people stare at you like they lack the mental capacity of a fetus. I just want to pull out my imaginary Uzi, put on the silencer and blow their brains out (and eyes too).

Hair and Eyeballs

Where does the hair go that you cannot get out of your eyes? Dies it accumulate somewhere, dissolve into your system?

I ‘m starting to doubt my natural talent.

Michael

No one could possibly understand (well maybe a few), but to grasp my deep devotion and adoration…it’s just out of this world. Spiritual, out of body, but deep in consciousness state of existence. I love you Michael.

I have just been moved to tears. Haven’t cried since last week. This time though the tears were not as sad.

Deep ass song lyric of the day: 9-28-10

Deep ass song lyric of the day:
Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me? Some people wanna die so they can be free.
~Prince (Controversy)

Master Cleanse: Day 2 10:05am

Master Cleanse: Day 2 10:05am

I want some lucky charms. I can just imagine myself savoring those marshmallows. I bite down and the smooth, sweet, marshmallowy flavor jus explodes in my mouth, Ooh, I can’t be stuck in traffic and am already going to be late for work. I kept wanting to stop and eat. I mean sit in the restaurant and eat…I was gonna be late anyway. But I resisted temptation.

9-28-10: TRAFFIC!

9-28-10

Traffics in LA will bring out your inner homicidal maniac. It took me damn near 2 ½ hours to get to work.

I really don’t have the patience for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He ain’t on there half of the time anyway

9-27-10 Master Cleanse Day 1:

9-27-10

Master Cleanse Day 1:

I feel weak and don’t even know how I am going to muster the strength to squeeze the lemon juice for tomorrow’s concoction.

Janet Jackson: True Hollywood Story

You know, after watching that Janet True Hollywood Story I see parallels between her and Rene’s split and the divorce of Pat and Malik Yoba on Why Did I Get Married Too. Like, him taking credit for her work and suing her. I hope it didn’t get ugly in real life. Seems like as quickly as he came out publicly with the suit, he went away. I bet she settled.